Earlier this month Buzzfeed.com released The Official Ranking of the 50 Hottest Jewish Men in Hollywood and I am here to re-rank and review from the eyes of a single 22 year old Jewish chick from CLE.
Okay, so I won’t go through all 50 just the ones that makes us “Challah” and the ones that make us “Challah” and run.
50
Sadly, the brilliant mind behind 8 Crazy Nights, Adam Sandler is ranked #50. Yes he may be 50 years old but he is hot for an old guy. Right?
49
Renowned funny man Seth Rogen, ranked at #49 and for a good reason, he is funny, and that’s it, unless you have a thing for glasses or beards.
48
Oy Vey Mate! Who are you? #48 David Craig can stay on the list for being a sexy Jewish Brit. (Criag is a British singer-song writer)
#47 is Steven Weber- I’ll pass
46
#46 is Harry Potter excuse me I mean Daniel Radcliffe. He can stay just because he played Harry Potter.
44
Now this ranking is just meshuggah. #44 Daniel Day-Lewis
42
The best friend every girl dreams of #42 Andy Cohen. I wouldn’t mind if you were the entire list.
41
#41 Joaquin Phoenix..I just don’t understand.
#40 through #33 Pass Pass Pass Pass Pass
Stop! 33
#33 The coolest uncle in the world, Weeds star Justin Kirk.
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And #32 a blue-eyed Jew, Justin Bartha, or better known Doug Billings from The Hangover Films.
30
Nothing is hotter than guitar playing rock star #30, Lenny Kravtiz. I’ll be your American Woman, I mean Jewish-American Woman.
Let’s just ignore number #29 through #24
23
He may not be sexy, but he is on a boat. Get it? #23 Andy Samberg, group member of The Lonely Island
22
Shabbat Shalom! Shabbat Shalom to #22 Skylar Astin. Are you single?
And I am sure everyone else can guess the rest of the Hottest Jewish Men in Hollywood, James Franco, Adam Levine, and Adam Brody, la la la.
However, I was done ranking when I came across my new Beshert, Skylar Astin. Challah at me!
~Andria Kaplan
akaplan@jstylemagazine.com
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