Dr. Ruth fought in the Haganah, got kissed by a president, AND is an expert on everything sex, SO why not spend a few minutes with some of her dirtiest tweets!
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I know it’s Women’s Equality Day but I give you ladies permission to celebrate by having a bigger orgasm than him today.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) August 26, 2013
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I know lots of freshmen are arriving on campus around now. I hope Mom packed some condoms as well as cookies.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) August 22, 2013
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Sun’s magnetic field about to flip. Good way to celebrate might be to flip yourselves into 69 position.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) August 7, 2013
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Men w/smaller penis’ should just strengthen their tongue muscles. Your lady will be just as if not more pleased
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 15, 2013
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Israel’s Iron Dome can stop incoming missiles but to stop sperm all you need is a rubber con-dome 🙂
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) June 28, 2013
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A woman named to head Fed is causing $ to inflate. Women do have a way of inflating certain objects, don’t they?
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 9, 2013
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May is national masturbation month. Can’t catch any STDs using that method to achieve sexual satisfaction.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) May 6, 2013
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Not to make light of Boston situation but if you & partner are locked down might be good time to shut TV & lock together.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) April 19, 2013
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Ladies, unless edible paint was used don’t put green penis in ur vagina either or u could absorb toxins
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) March 15, 2013
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Tonite have a 2 person conclave & if you make white smoke you’re elected champions at Poke!
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) March 12, 2013
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Today is World Math Day. In order to be fruitful & multiply u know what u have to do, right?
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) March 6, 2013
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Among people w/3/1 b’day is Justin Bieber & my daughter. Means Justin’s parents and I shared a common interest 9 mos before.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) March 1, 2013
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Ben Affleck shaved his beard after winning Oscar. Hmmm what might u shave after an Oscar winning performance?
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 26, 2013
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If I was in charge of dictionary it seems to me “rectified” would be good synonym for anal sex, no?
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 15, 2013
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If you celebrate Mardi Gras by watching the State of the Union address you might not need to stock up on condoms.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 12, 2013
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Those over 60 have the most motorcycle accidents (per AARP). Maybe they’d be safer spending more time riding in another saddle, no?
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 8, 2013
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Obama seems to believe in power of now. What works in politics also works in sex. Never put off an orgasm today for 1 tom’w.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) January 22, 2013
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It’s Fall & leaves falling off trees. Not a bad time for clothes to fall off & 2 of you fall into bed either.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 14, 2013